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Bruce : So I'll go to comfort them.

Victoria : You might think you'll do the nasty thing by taking advantage of confusion.
  

Bruce : I think all girls named Catrina to be bullied in the locale.

Victoria : I guess so.
  

Bruce : The damage of the hurricane is serious in the United States.

Victoria : The situation might be considerably awful.   

Bruce : Then, if I challenge the marathon, the people raise a fund for me?

Victoria : It only disturbs.  

Bruce : Why does someone challenge the marathon by that program in every year?

Victoria : Because Japanese want to raise a fund if they see the running person, maybe.
  

Bruce : Only when the tv-program "24hour television" is broadcast, does japanese raise a fund?

Victoria : Anyway that might be a poetic event of summer of Japan.  

Bruce : That's right. so, I'm a Hentai, you're a Hentai, he's a Hentai, she's a Hentai, all of the people's Hentai, and it makes the world so happy.
  

Victoria : In a word, for the Japanese, all people who think about a sexy thing are Hentai.
  

Bruce : Japanese "H" (: ecchi, means dirty-minded, lewdness) seems to originate in the initial of Hentai.

  

Bruce : Certainly, There is a genuine one.

Victoria : Why should you take off clothes?